Reply from jake, Age 15 - 6/5/04


i went camping last week end and jizzed all over everyone in my tent because of wet dreams. my friend is really mad at me because i got jizz in his eyes and now we might not be friends anymore because he can't get the sperm out because most of it swam through his corneas and now he cries tears of jizz. its so sad i feel like crying for him but my tears will be saltwater not my friend's semen. i am sorry but it is natural to jizz all over your friends at night if you are sleeping jizzing is fun